Jokes

Hilman was sitting right next beside me while he was talking with his friend .
I repeat , Right Next Beside Me .
He turned back to me with his hand to his ear like a telephone and said ,
: Hello .
: Huh ?! ( I burst out laughing )

#

Yesterday , we were talking about ghost .
So I asked him what if a real ghost call his phone .
First thing obviously he would think it was a prank .
Second thing , OBVIOUSLY he will , well you know . . . Vulgar tongue .
And if it really continue , he said ,
: Orang semua report pat police . . .
: Uh huh . You nak report pat police ?
: Tak , I report pat masjid .

LOL ! xD